http://www.chatterous.com/fmylife_feed/ Last 20 messages in the 'fmylife.com' group en-us Tue, 07 Feb 2012 09:52:43 GMT Tue, 07 Feb 2012 09:52:43 GMT 5 http://www.chatterous.com/fmylife_feed/ Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML http://www.fmylife.com/love/19013163 Tue, 07 Feb 2012 07:40:03 GMT http://www.chatterous.com/fmylife_feed/ Today, I made a Sim of myself and had her work out until she was completely fit, then got her a job and a husband. Meanwhile, I sat at my desk, fat, single and jobless. FML http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/19013496 Tue, 07 Feb 2012 07:40:03 GMT http://www.chatterous.com/fmylife_feed/ Today, I was called an 'unhelpful little bitch' by a customer, after I informed her that we couldn't order a pair of shoes she wanted from the company in her size because it's a discontinued model. This little tirade continued for another few minutes, with her insulting me and my intelligence. FML http://www.fmylife.com/work/19014850 Tue, 07 Feb 2012 07:40:03 GMT http://www.chatterous.com/fmylife_feed/ Today, I asked my professor what happened to the assignment I gave him several weeks ago. Turns out he lost it, and graded me zero as a result. Now if I want a mark, he says I'll have to hand-write it all over again, but that I "probably shouldn't bother," because it was "a bit shit, really." FML http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/19011157 Tue, 07 Feb 2012 01:45:05 GMT http://www.chatterous.com/fmylife_feed/ Today, my girlfriend openly mocked me, calling me me an idiot for thinking seahorses are real. She insists that they're like unicorns, and only exist in fiction. FML http://www.fmylife.com/animals/19011478 Tue, 07 Feb 2012 01:45:05 GMT http://www.chatterous.com/fmylife_feed/ Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML http://www.fmylife.com/health/19011410 Tue, 07 Feb 2012 01:45:05 GMT http://www.chatterous.com/fmylife_feed/ Today, I put my boyfriend's t-shirt on and took sexy pictures with nothing else but panties. I then sent him the pictures. His reply was, "Can you wash that when you're done?" FML http://www.fmylife.com/intimacy/19009550 Mon, 06 Feb 2012 17:55:03 GMT http://www.chatterous.com/fmylife_feed/ Today, I went to my first party, hoping to maybe meet some people. I was there for 4 hours, and the person/thing that I interacted most with was a cat. FML http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/19009363 Mon, 06 Feb 2012 17:55:03 GMT http://www.chatterous.com/fmylife_feed/ Today, I had to have a serious talk with my boyfriend about his Miley Cyrus obsession. FML http://www.fmylife.com/love/19008453 Mon, 06 Feb 2012 15:25:03 GMT http://www.chatterous.com/fmylife_feed/ Today, my downstairs neighbor died. I knew because the smell wafted up to my apartment. FML. http://www.fmylife.com/health/19008495 Mon, 06 Feb 2012 15:25:03 GMT http://www.chatterous.com/fmylife_feed/ Today, while on the bus, I watched a homeless man pop a pimple on his arm and eat it. FML http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/19006098 Mon, 06 Feb 2012 13:15:06 GMT http://www.chatterous.com/fmylife_feed/ Today, I found out that the only thing worse than a psycho, overbearing, controlling girlfriend is a psycho, overbearing and controlling ex-girlfriend. FML http://www.fmylife.com/love/19007314 Mon, 06 Feb 2012 13:15:06 GMT http://www.chatterous.com/fmylife_feed/ Today, I checked over the pictures on my night-cam to see if my cats are really going on our kitchen counters. As soon as I'd seen the first picture, I realized that this whole time my cats haven't been going on it. It was a rat. FML http://www.fmylife.com/animals/19004076 Mon, 06 Feb 2012 13:15:06 GMT http://www.chatterous.com/fmylife_feed/ Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that he should sing that song that goes 'I'm too sexy for my shirt' when we have sex. Now, every time that we have sex, that song is going to be stuck in my head. FML http://www.fmylife.com/intimacy/19005217 Mon, 06 Feb 2012 13:15:06 GMT http://www.chatterous.com/fmylife_feed/ Today, the girl I have a crush on texted me to go out tonight. When I got to her house, she peered at me quizzically and asked, "What do you want? Did I text you?" FML http://www.fmylife.com/love/19007190 Mon, 06 Feb 2012 13:15:06 GMT http://www.chatterous.com/fmylife_feed/ Today, a train hit me. A slow mini-train full of kindergartners who were on a tour of the museum I was visiting. FML http://www.fmylife.com/health/19004597 Mon, 06 Feb 2012 13:15:06 GMT http://www.chatterous.com/fmylife_feed/ Today, I pulled into a parking lot and waited for a car to back out so I could take their spot. The apparently batshit insane psychopath in the other car managed to completely overlook me waving him out, and backed straight into my car. FML http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/19002086 Mon, 06 Feb 2012 01:50:03 GMT http://www.chatterous.com/fmylife_feed/ Today, my mom went to the store. She said she was feeling generous, and had gotten everyone a little treat. My brothers each got candy and a movie. I got acne medication. FML http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/19001319 Mon, 06 Feb 2012 01:50:03 GMT http://www.chatterous.com/fmylife_feed/ Today, I realised how socially inept I am, when I muttered an apology to my laptop after I noticed I hadn't plugged its charger in. FML http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/19001637 Mon, 06 Feb 2012 01:50:03 GMT http://www.chatterous.com/fmylife_feed/ Today, my husband randomly started to be sexy on the phone. He said "Lick your fingers and rub your nipples" not knowing he was on speaker phone. My 4 year old daughter said "Daddy do you want me to do it too?" FML http://www.fmylife.com/intimacy/19000067 Sun, 05 Feb 2012 18:35:21 GMT