http://www.chatterous.com/fmylife/ Last 20 messages in the 'fmylife.com' group en-us Sun, 01 Aug 2010 04:27:15 GMT Sun, 01 Aug 2010 04:27:15 GMT 5 http://www.chatterous.com/fmylife/ Today, I got my eyebrows done for the first time. I didn't like the results at all, and when I came home, I told my mom that they made me look angry. Her response was I always look like that. FML http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/12229061 Sun, 01 Aug 2010 01:00:04 GMT http://www.chatterous.com/fmylife/ Today, I found out that my parents are constantly using me as an example for my younger brother. The bad example. Whenever he says or does something they don't like, they tell him he'll turn out exactly like me if he carries on. Cheers mum and dad. FML http://www.fmylife.com/kids/12228352 Sat, 31 Jul 2010 23:05:03 GMT http://www.chatterous.com/fmylife/ Today, I walked in on my cat trying to mate with my favorite sweater. FML http://www.fmylife.com/intimacy/12226280 Sat, 31 Jul 2010 23:05:03 GMT http://www.chatterous.com/fmylife/ Today, I woke up to my English bulldog standing over me, getting ready to pee. I didn't move in time. FML http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/12225863 Sat, 31 Jul 2010 23:05:03 GMT http://www.chatterous.com/fmylife/ Today, I lost the only buyer interested in my home because of water in the basement after a terrible rainstorm last night. The flooding caused damage around the city. My house had two small puddles. Foreclosure starts tomorrow. FML http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/12224823 Sat, 31 Jul 2010 17:30:06 GMT http://www.chatterous.com/fmylife/ Today, my parents switched phone companies, which changed the phone number. Two days ago, I dropped off over 15 job applications with my 'old' number on all of them. There is a waiting period before I can reapply anywhere. FML http://www.fmylife.com/work/12221495 Sat, 31 Jul 2010 17:30:03 GMT http://www.chatterous.com/fmylife/ Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. We've been married 13 years. FML http://www.fmylife.com/health/12224799 Sat, 31 Jul 2010 17:30:03 GMT http://www.chatterous.com/fmylife/ Today, I found my dog chewing on something crunchy. Not wanting him to choke, I reached into his mouth with my bare hand and pulled it out. It was a mouse head. FML http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/12218746 Sat, 31 Jul 2010 15:25:05 GMT http://www.chatterous.com/fmylife/ Today, while I was super gluing some stuff, I got quite a bit of the glue on my hand. Not thinking, I rubbed my hand on the couch to get it off. My left hand was stuck to the couch for two hours until my husband came home. I'm missing some skin. FML http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/12218523 Sat, 31 Jul 2010 15:25:05 GMT http://www.chatterous.com/fmylife/ Today, my husband told me that he is glad that our attempts to get pregnant have been unsuccessful, because he really doesn't want a child. Guess who's pregnant? FML http://www.fmylife.com/love/12219837 Sat, 31 Jul 2010 15:25:05 GMT http://www.chatterous.com/fmylife/ Today, I was feeling sick, so I decided to take a warm bath. Little did I know, my city's water system was flushing, and the tub was filled with red-brown, silty water. I'm even sicker now. FML http://www.fmylife.com/health/12218474 Sat, 31 Jul 2010 11:00:03 GMT http://www.chatterous.com/fmylife/ Today, while at my grandmother's, I decided to take a relaxing bath in her jacuzzi tub. After I was done, my grandmother said, "You know, some of my best orgasms have been in that tub." FML http://www.fmylife.com/intimacy/12218333 Sat, 31 Jul 2010 11:00:03 GMT http://www.chatterous.com/fmylife/ Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house, they invited my whole family over and had a party to celebrate the fact that I was gone. FML http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/12218347 Sat, 31 Jul 2010 11:00:03 GMT http://www.chatterous.com/fmylife/ Today, my 20 year old son decided it would be funny to unbuckle my seat belt while the cops were right beside us. FML http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/12212564 Sat, 31 Jul 2010 07:50:04 GMT http://www.chatterous.com/fmylife/ Today, I found out my father has a mistress. My mother didn't get mad. She said she cheated on him more than enough 22 years ago. I am 23. FML http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/12212293 Sat, 31 Jul 2010 07:50:04 GMT http://www.chatterous.com/fmylife/ Today, I was visiting my girlfriend at her house. We heard the door bell ring. She told me to jump out the window thinking it was her overprotective dad. I jumped, landed wrong, and got hurt. It turns out we were ding-dong-ditched. FML http://www.fmylife.com/love/12212873 Sat, 31 Jul 2010 07:50:04 GMT http://www.chatterous.com/fmylife/ Today, I was repainting the walls in my room. While painting, I noticed a dark spot on the wall that wouldn't seem to go away no matter how much paint I put on it. A bucket of paint and hours later, I realized that "dark spot" was my shadow. FML http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/12214891 Sat, 31 Jul 2010 07:50:04 GMT http://www.chatterous.com/fmylife/ Today, I broke my nose while in a porta-potty. It wasn't my fault though; my friends outside tipped it over as a joke. FML http://www.fmylife.com/health/12209632 Sat, 31 Jul 2010 00:00:05 GMT http://www.chatterous.com/fmylife/ Today, my parents and I decided to finally rent Avatar. Throughout the whole movie, my dad took it upon himself to talk. Annoyed, I asked him to shut up because this was a movie I really wanted to see. Instead, he patted my head and started teasing me about being so sensitive. I'm twenty and I'm still being treated like I'm five. FML http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/12209724 Sat, 31 Jul 2010 00:00:05 GMT http://www.chatterous.com/fmylife/ Today, I found out I am pregnant. My fiancé called off our engagement yesterday. Surprise! FML http://www.fmylife.com/kids/12210269 Sat, 31 Jul 2010 00:00:05 GMT